A few months ago we went to a movie screening on a roof. Since it was outside, and since I’ve got the tastiest blood known to insects, my delicious knees were eaten alive by mosquitos. And since my friend is prepared for outdoor night movie screenings, she brought a giant blanket we could all sit on, and wore it as we walked home in the chilled night. And since I was so impressed by all the bites I got, and since she was so interested in the carnage, I rolled up my skinny jeans to show her. And since my other friend is a dork, he took a picture of it. And this is it.
